Funny porn quotes

Hi guys! Sorry for the wait, I'm still getting used to posting again.

As I mentioned before, the new store I'm working at sells DVDs, so guess what I get to do all day. I've already mentally, and in some cases, physically,  tried out all the toys in the shop.

Eventually, I'm going to include a new section, Movie Mondays, where I'll review one of our featured masterpieces. If you're a fan of Fetish Friday and Toy Tuesday, hopefully you'll love Mondays too. As you know, I am here to please. Who knows when this section will happen though.

Until then, I've compiled a list of my favorite quotes uttered while in the throes of passion. This lusty lingo came from numerous DVDs ranging from gay porn, tickling fetish videos, and blow job bangs.

Without further ado, here they are:

• "I feel the cock. I am one with the cock."
• "You're gonna cum in my butt? You're gonna do that for me? You're an awesome dude." -One awesome dude to another awesome dude
• "You have the cutest rear end."
• "You are such a devil. You wicked thing."
• "Did you get my stromboli?" "Yeah I got your stromboli right here." *grabs crotch* (You can never go wrong with the classics. And this was followed by:)
• "That'll teach you to order only one stromboli."
• "Cock face fuck monger."
• (While sucking off a black guy and white guy at the same time) "Look, I got a face full of chocolate and vanilla." (Off screen) "How about some strawberry?"
• "Cock is better than any pork or beef I could ever eat!"
• "Let me show you how I work sausage." (What the fuck is up with all the food references?)
• "There you go, put it in your nostril."
• "If you can feel the chemistry while I'm skull fucking her, then you know I've fucked her before."
• "I heard she's British, so we should serve some tea...some tea bags." (Zing! He came up with that one by himself and everything)
• "Some people say black guys' cum tastes like chocolate, but I don't know what they're talking about because there's no chocolate coming out of a black guys dick. "
• "Gosh, I am so horny right now, it's not even funny." (Did she get that from Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver up there?)