Fetish Friday: Phalloorchoalgolagnia

Happy fucking Friday, loves! Boy did I miss Fetish Friday; so much, in fact, it hurt. And speaking of hurting:

Today's Fetish: Phalloorchoalgolagnia

Phalloorchoalgolagnia, or cock and ball torture (CBT, as I'll refer to it, because fuck writing phalloorchoalgolagnia each time), is the act of abusing male genitals through squeezing, kicking, burning, biting, smacking, pulling, shocking, and other forms of torture.

I saw an example of CBT for the first time last week. One of my coworkers decided to put on some ball busting porn, and I was not disappointed. It's all recorded from a POV shot from the same guy, while he gets abused by three different women in multiple scenarios. The first sadist is an angry Asian woman who not only humiliates our enthusiastic masochist, but she repeatedly hits and kicks his genitals until they turn purple...purple! But that wasn't even the worst of it: the next lady is a German, so you know where this is going. Right off the bat, she BITES down, hard, on his shaft, leaving bite marks, while he repeatedly tell her to burst his nuts open. It gets worse, but I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

So there are a few toys that you can use in order to facilitate genital abuse. These include (Click the titles for images):

• Ball stretchers: This aid is pretty self explanatory. It's meant to stretch out your scrotum from 1-4 inches, and can be sold as metal rings or silicone sleeves. Just be careful with these, since they can cut off circulation quite easily.
• Ball crushers: Another self explanatory toy, crushers look pretty similar to the machines used for mammograms, except we don't cream ourselves over doctor visits (unless you're into that)
• Urethral Sounds: Typically used in Medical play (don't worry, we'll go over that next week), sounds consist of a metal probe, varying in width, that is meant to go up your peehole, boys. Once inside, you or your partner can use a tuning fork to strike the sound to make it vibrate.
• Parachutes: Similar to ball stretchers, parachutes have the added feature of a cute little parachute shaped leather cuff that squeezes and pulls your balls down.
• Humblers: Have you ever seen that bar that connects oxen together when pulling carts, or stocks used as punishment back in the day? That's what a humbler is, but for your balls. It essentially keeps the guy on his hands and knees, and any attempt to straighten out will not be pleasant.

So if all this talk about ball slappin' and dick munching is getting you going, there are a few places you might want to check out, such as forums, Tumblr (of course), porn sites, more porn sites, and even more porn sites.

Enjoy, please don't pop a nut, and go get your kink on!