I'm Baaaaack

Well hello, ladies and gentlemen! I am back, and boy did I miss you.

And you, big, old, inflatable cocks. I missed you too.

The last time I posted was back in July for Toy Tuesday; quite a bit has changed since then. Back in May, I stopped working at the sex shop and moved on to work solely downtown at a couple bars. At the time, I thought I was done with the blog and adult industry in general, but fear not little darlings, I'm back with a slew of new stories, advice, and general kink for your reading pleasure.

I am now at a bigger and better store, and loving every pervy minute.

Every.Pervy.Minute.

Already, I've met some interesting patrons, and I'm quickly learning the correlation between white sneakers and video arcades.

What's that? Oh, I didn't mention the video arcades? Yup. This new store has arcades. For those of you who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, no, I don't mean video games (although that would be AWESOME), I mean booths where men come in between running errands and picking their kids up from cello lessons to watch videos and masturbate. Thankfully, I don't have to clean up after them; we have a jizzmonger who comes in and deals with that for us. However, I'm not off scott-free; I still have to clean up around the store, including the DVD section. My first day back, I was sorting through some movies while my manager was chatting with a customer, and without a thought, nonchalantly asked, "Where does the interracial porn go?"

Ahh...it's good to be back.

(Btw. For those of you wondering, the interracial porn goes next the Asian assfucking, above the Big Black Women videos)