Past Posts

Now, since I'm just starting this blog, you've all missed out on previous months' stories. So I'll catch you guys up on certain events that have happened in the past eight months :)

Here are some of my favorite past posts about work:

• "Just got hit on the head with a penis piñata...sex shop problems" -June 12

• "Now that Fifty Shades of Grey mania has settled, there's a new book called Eighty Days Yellow...I guess Twenty Shades of Turquoise was taken." -September 17
  
  
• "Just had the cutest old lady come in and ask me if we sell buttons. She saw the costumes outside in the window displays and thought this was a fabric store" -September 21 (During our initial Halloween sale)
  
  
• "My boyfriend is so boring, he refuses to help me sort through porn and would rather nap in his car :(" -October 10
  
  
• "Best part of working at a sex shop? Having sore muscles from scaring the crap out of people the night before, then coming into work and having an endless supply of vibrators to choose from my neck and shoulders :)" -October 18 (I work as a "Haunt" for Halloween)
  
  
• "I like it when people, especially girls, buy pornos because when they come to the counter they do anything to avoid eye contact. Seriously? All of a sudden our business cards are super interesting?" -November 14
  
  
• "Idk what's funnier about having a thick-accented German man come in to buy a blow up doll: The fact that he was ashamed and said it was a "gag gift", or the fact that he was German and ashamed, saying it was a "gag gift". You are from Germany! You guys have girls poop in each others' mouths, I think buying a blow up doll is the least of your problems." -November 20
  
  
• "Why is it that the store is DEAD until I decide to have some lunch?? And it's not like these people can chill for two seconds. No, they need their lubricant NOW" -December 4
  
  
• "Just had a HIGH SCHOOL principal call to ask if we would like to sponsor their basketball team's uniforms. After I asked her if she knew what kind of business we are, she went on the say she does and asked us again. I seriously had to let her know that as a SEX SHOP we did not feel comfortable sponsoring anything with children....she still didn't get it." -December 10

Also, here's an image of someone's signature, back when I used to close for the store.

Never a dull day at the shop.