Tis' the season

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you are all spending this wonderful day with someone or everyone you love. If not, just enjoy the fact that you're pretty awesome to begin with! :D I thought we could celebrate today with a post on funny presents people have bought for those special people in their lives. Enjoy.

• Back when I first started, I genuinely started this job with the intention of helping people with their relationships in terms of sex. One case I remember the most was a guy who came in to find something appropriate for himself and his girlfriend. She was bi-curious and wanted to introduce a third person into the relationship but they didn't want to deal with emotions or STDs. So what was I supposed to do?
• Gift of Choice: White girl pocket pussy + Lesbian porn (For her to learn the tricks of the trade)
• Don't really know how that would work, I feel like he would be fucking the girlfriend and the girlfriend would just be nibbling on silicone, but I hope it helped them out :)
• During the summertime, an elder gentlemen I guess to be in his late 50s came in to buy the perfect birthday present for his little brother's 50th. He "wasn't sure what was popular now with the kids" so he went for something old school. Also, apparently his brother was a boxing fan.
• Gift of Choice: A busty Boxing Bitch Love Doll

• Not to be outdone by the boyfriend above, a married man (I guess you up the relationship, you up the ante) came in asking for a similar request. However, a simple pocket pussy would not suffice as this Mr. and his Mrs. had already tried everything with real people and seen every porno out there. No, if he was going to pay for Fanta Flesh, he was going to pay a lot of it. Unfortunately, $700 was where he drew the line.
• [Intended] Gift of Choice: Fuck Me Silly 3 (7lbs. Fanta Flesh mold of a woman from the waist down)

• Finally back in July, when I sprained my ankle in an unfortunate pre-sex accident where I fell off a half pipe, a very handsome and charming doctor came in to buy some presents. You could say he was a very fair man, so fair in fact, that in order to avoid preference among his loved ones, he bought them all the same presents. And when I mean loved ones, I mean his girlfriend, his other girlfriend and his merry-go-round of lady friends. You can't hate him for being successful.
• Gift(s) of Choice: 3 Pink G-spot Le Reve Vibrators, 3 Lingerie sets, 3 We Vibe 3s, 3 lubricants

Well, I hope this helped you with future present ideas; now go eat and get fat with your families :)