Playing Dress up

Just had a man call in asking me if I would help him play dress up if he came into the store...I said no.

On that note, let's talk about another interesting male customer I've had:

Once I had been here for a few weeks, I wondered why I hadn't really seen any kinky older businessmen come in to buy anything, a total cliché, but it could happen. Well, ask and you shall receive. An elder gentleman in his late 50s came in his power suit and spent 35 minutes shopping for gay and teen porn, a black pocket pussy, a white pocket pussy, and, I kid you not, 35.3 oz of lubricant. Then, of course, he proceeded to avoid eye contact, and I believe he was going to try and pull a "it's not for me" bit, but wisely chose not to, since buying that for a friend doesn't make it any less awkward buddy.

For those of you who can not visualize what that purchase would look like, here's a picture: