A friend of mine came to visit me a couple days ago and told me this. So, here are six funny questions/comments my customers have said at the register:
- "Do you have any penis straws that aren't....black?"
- "So if I buy six blow up dolls or more, can I get a discount?"
- "Do you have anything that vibrates harder than this toy? I want something that'll numb it down there."
- "So what would happen if I took two erection pills at the same time?"
- "Do you have the number of any hookers here?"
- "I should have known that I would need to start using Ben Wa balls when my third kid just walked out of there."
And to wrap up, here are some porn titles for all you inter-racial lovers:
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