Good Morning everyone! I hope you all had a relaxing and wonderful weekend. No funny story today kids, sorry! Too busy sorting out malfunctioning and defected toys. However, not even an easy and routine task as this should be boring. Here are some of the reasons for return to sender:
- Does not vibrate (Vibrators...duh)
- Silicone shaft is torn (Real Feel vibrators)
- Missing sample lubricant and toy cleaner (Pocket pussy)
- Stuck shut; will not release open (Heavy duty handcuffs)
- Small crack at bottom of shaft (Hand-Blown glass dildo)
- Missing left penis ("Pecker Bopper" See picture below)
- Does not light up/Center penis is broken (Princess pecker tiara)
A Pecker Bopper in its natural habitat
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