As I was writing Erotic Eric, parts 1&2, Eric called me. So without further ado, here is part 3 to his phone call shenanigans. Lucky you, you didn't have to wait:
Today's conversation started off like last week's, Erotic Eric was watching a porno and decided to call. This week's feature film was about a guy jacking off while his two roommates, presumably female, peeked in on him. He let me know that he was on the couch naked, "jerkin' his big boner". He asked me if any customers come in to hit on me, and when I responded that they do, he asked if I fucked them...No, was the answer to that question. I think it made him sad.
Going back to the porno, he said he watched one recently of a guy who masturbated into girls' panties, and said that he has done that. Apparently, his girlfriend at the time had a friend who was really attractive, and she stayed over to go swimming with them. Carelessly leaving her panties in the bathroom, he went ahead and masturbated while sniffing them; too bad he doesn't live in Japan. When I asked him if his girlfriend minded, he said she was all about it and egged him on. Freaks of a feather, flock together, and all that jazz. I did have to call Eric out on that one, because he had said that he didn't masturbate if he was dating someone, but I guess I'll let that one slide, this time.
Then he talked about his teenage years and one experience he had at his father's office when he was 15. He used to go on the weekends to call girls and masturbate, obviously. One night, while he was in mid phone call beat off, he heard something behind him, and when he turned around, someone closed the door. His father's secretary, an attractive woman in her thirties, was the only one in the office that night, so he deduced that she had seen him. That Monday, he saw her and she let him know that she saw what he was doing, but she wouldn't say anything. Flash forward to four or five months later, Eric was back to his antics; this time in the cubicle next to hers, where he "slobbed my dick so it would make noise, on purpose". Mind you, he is completely naked in someone's chair, where they sit for 8-10 hours not masturbating. Well, Mrs. Robinson over here decided she wanted to know what all the ruckus was and looked over the partition to find the 15 year old Eric getting off. Their interaction went as follows, "You're not going to tell, are you?", "My pussy is so wet right now", which of course made E.E. "explode everywhere". Being the helpful secretary that she was, she brought him a towel to clean up, and never told anyone, but alas, their romance could not go anywhere after that, seeing as she was married and he was 15.
Over all, I feel our conversation today was pretty productive. Here are some more things I learned about Erotic Eric:
- He really likes when girls think about his boner. It gets him "going"
- He likes fucking over masturbating, especially when the girl is on top
- He loves when girls cum
- Again, he would like it if my girlfriends and I ran into him at a club, while he was masturbating, and cheered him on with things like "Let's see if we can make him cum" or "Shoot it for me!"
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