Fetish Friday: Maiesiophilia

Happy Friday everyone! Thank God for the weekend. Make sure you guys come down to the Gaslamp and celebrate St. Patty's Day with me. I'll be there with my riding crop in tow ;)

Monday, Ariana and I worked together, and as you know, we're always up to no good. This time, we decided to go on craigslist and see what we could find on casual encounters. Among the gems we found were this post for office romance, and this. I don't know what the fuck that last one was. But best of all, we found a man so selfless, he was willing to give love to all those pregnant women out there who weren't getting any at home.

It's like watching a horny Santa Claus at work.

So here's today's fetish:

Today's Fetish: Maiesiophilia

Maiesiophilia (read: may-see-oh-fee-lee-a) is the sexual attraction to pregnancy, in any of its stages. Apparently, it's a pretty popular fetish, because I found a ton of information about it, including tumblr accounts, porn sites, forums, blogs, and a of course, a Facebook page. Though the most popular representation of maiesiophilia is a pregnant woman with a large belly, many maiesiophiliacs are attracted to the lifestyle as a whole. This fetish lends itself to many other variations that include impregnating a woman, childbirth, lactation, the protruding belly itself, and pregnancy cravings. Porn will include dressed or nude models, either having sex or just being pregnant.

Because of how versatile this paraphilia is, there are many outlets for any fetishist to get his freak on. They can either have sex with a pregnant woman (see above, he's got the right idea), they can read erotic literature, look at photographs, watch videos, or role-play. For some men, role-play can be as satisfying as the real deal; it can be as easy as protruding your belly, claiming to have strange cravings (pickles and ice-cream anyone?), or saying key phrases like, "i'm eating for two now".

Thanks to Demi Moore's infamous 1991 Vanity Fair cover, the taboo surrounding pregnancy and sexuality  was addressed and pregnant women were now free to feel sexy in public. After that, many stars including Claudia Schiffer, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey, and Britney Spears, who was further immortalized in this state by artist Daniel Edwards, have graced the covers of numerous magazines in the buff, glowing and proud of their bodies. Even Alan, from Two and a Half Men, admitted to being a maiesiophiliac on the show.

So for all you mommies-to-be, no fear, there is someone, somewhere that is dying to meet you and make sweet, sweet, passionate, nasty (in the good way), love to you. Anytime you get upset about muffin tops, stretch marks or swollen ankles, remember:

So before I go, here is even more info, because, really, why not? Seriously. There is a ridiculous amount of pregnancy porn on the internet. Now go get your kink on!

I guess some guys like their pregos active