Fetish Friday: Exophilia

Hell yes, Friday! Another day, another dollar. I'm really looking forward to this weekend, but not excited for this season of The Walking Dead to be over. :( Oh well! That just means we're that much closer to Comic-con. Anyone going?

Ok, back to Fetish Friday. A couple days ago, I [attempted to] watched The Fourth Kind, a movie starring Milla Jovovich. The film is a reenactment of alleged true events that took place in Nome, Alaska; possessions and alien abductions included (Turns out the disappearances were due to alcohol and the fact that they lived in fucking Nome, Alaska, so it tends to get a bit chilly. Sometimes drunkies freeze on their way home). After getting sufficiently freaked out, (Which btw, filmmakers, aliens are creepy enough. You don't need to bullshit me with a "Based on True Events" title at the beginning of the film. Why the lies? Huh? Why the lies?) I realized that there are three kinds of alien enthusiasts:

1. The kind that get freaked the fuck out by them (me), and love to watch them in cheap horror films.
2. The kind that believe they are higher beings than ourselves and should be venerated.
3. The kind that really, really, really just want to fuck them.

So you know where I'm going with this.

Today's Fetish: Exophilia

As you may have guessed, unless you're an idiot, or didn't read the paragraph above, exophilia is the sexual attraction of extraterrestrial beings. While there are people who get off from hideously deformed monsters or mythological creatures, exophiles prefer aliens that retain some human-like qualities.

As fan-boys everywhere know, this is a pretty popular fetish, and of course, I have several examples of sexy alien fucking in the mainstream:

• Probably the most popular exophile on this list is Captain Kirk. Kirk loved his pussy green, blue, and out of this world. He had about 2-5 alien lovers throughout the series, and loved every minute of it. Long and prosper, indeed.
• As for the most in demand extra-terrestrial twat in sci-fi history, that prize goes to The Fifth Element's, Leeloo. What nerd hasn't masturbated to that orange hair at least once? Yes, Milla's Leeloo was more of a confused foreign exchange student than alien, but it still counts; just ask any cosplay enthusiast.
• But if scales, tails and spikes are more your thing, look no further than 1995's Species. If you weren't an exophile yet, Silo should change your mind.
• As for weird, steamy sex scenes, I have to say, Splice takes the cake on that one. After an initial moral struggle, Adrien Brody breaks down and fucks his alien/hybrid, sort-of, daughter. So there's something for incest lovers to enjoy as well.

I could go on and on about hot aliens and crazy, kinky movie sex, but why do that when the internet has already done that for me? There are an obscene amount of "top lists" that count down all of the hottest extraterrestrials in film and television, not to mention, the steamiest sex scenes. Seriously. Tons.

Like any other good fetish, there are countless stories, books (not going to lie, I would totally read that one), blogs, forums, videos, and pictures. Also like any other good fetish, there are those who question their sexual preferences online.

So before you blast off into your gym shorts, I'll leave you with some of the items we carry for those kinky exophiles everywhere. Oh, and ladies, if you feel like you can't fulfill your nerd-boy's fantasies because of limited costume choices, think again. Now, go get your kink on!

Toys:

Porn:

Honestly, just look up Alien Porn.

You're welcome